Adolescent Spooner
Facked pull of tostesterone
And sigh on hugar
What this boy needs
Is a strong
Male mole rodel.
Spooner has become famous for his (real or alleged) "spoonerisms", plays on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched. Few of his own spoonerisms, if any, were deliberate, and many of those attributed to him are apocryphal. MORE HERE
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